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Arab Emigrant - September 2006

Security Zone: Beirut

Australia,

Did you know that you can’t take pictures in Beirut? The reason is that Lebanon is a high-security area. If you try to take a picture of a building that has an ex-minister in it, the cops will come and attempt to confiscate the camera. If you try to take a picture of garbage on the streets, the people who threw the garbage will chase you. If you try to take a picture of a tree, the dogs that piss on it will attempt to bite you.

I am talking first-hand experience, world. First-hand.

Yesterday night I was taking a picture of a mosque next to the Interior Ministry. I was actually focusing on the fluorescent yellow light on the green bush outside the mosque. No sooner had I kneeled down to take the picture than a cop whistled to me (yes, whistled like a street urchin). When I turned around, he called me over.


Being the law-abiding citizen that I am, I approached the cop who immediately asked for my camera. I told him I hadn’t taken a picture and he said, “You can’t take pictures here. It’s a security area.” In Lebanon, every neighborhood is a Manteka Amniya — a security zone.

When I told him I was only interested in taking a picture of the plant, the nice cop suggested he call his superiors and secure permission for me to take the photo. I said, “No tree is worth that kind of hassle,” and walked off.

It’s not the first time such things happen.

Beirut is a country ruled by cowards. Anyone with any kind of authority is afraid to get killed. Clerics, politicians, hookers, drug dealers, former politicians, lawyers, imams, belly-dancers, CEOs…anyone who thinks they have any high social status whatsoever…all these idiots have protection. And worse; wherever these idiots live automatically becomes Manteka Amniya — no photos please.


Let’s not forget that government’s buildings and homes of high-ranking officials and non-officials are off-limits to amateur photographers such as my self.

Fortunately, the worst type of damage I can cause to anyone or any building is by taking an ugly picture of it.

For many politicians, it’s not such a hard thing to do.
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more babel fish

australia,

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solitude and the Babel Fish

Australia, it's a simple process. Really

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Day 1: the agony

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I’m sure you know that my homeland, Lebanon, was a victim of Israeli aggression recently. This is not what I’m here to talk about, but it has implications on my greater purpose in life. Because of this war, the Australian embassy in Lebanon ended all applications for emigration to Australia


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the quest for Australia (the introduction)

Welcome to my blog. Allow me to explain the name, arabemigrant.com.

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